Someone won't be going to the WNBR-World Naked Bike Ride...
I was walking down the sidewalk one day when my friend rode up on an fantastic new bicycle.
I was stunned where a poor college kid would get the money for such an awesome bike. So, I asked, "How did you get that bike?"
He told me, "Well, yesterday I was minding my own business, when this beautiful girl rode this bike up next to me. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"
I had to agree, "Wise choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."